Schlongcitis 

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

Schlongcitis by NASCARJUNKMAN February 18, 2022

schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

schlongitis by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011