schloaf
schloaf by mike gould April 24, 2006
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Schloofy
Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018
schlaffel
The gross last sips of beer that are left in your bottle if you have taken to long to drink it and the heat from your hands has made the beer warm and nearly undrinkable.
schlaffel by GineSharts December 15, 2008
schloff
Adjective:
A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.
Verb:
Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be
Noun:
A Lazy mother fucker
A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.
Verb:
Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be
Noun:
A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"
"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"
"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"
"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
schloff by the original G July 12, 2014
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