Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

Schloofer by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

schloofer

Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

schloofer by T. Verd February 26, 2019

Schloofy 

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

Schloofy by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

Schloofy 

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

Schloofy by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Schlinger Schlonger 

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

Schlinger Schlonger by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlooze 

1) A derogatory term with a meaning similar to slag or slut.

2) The sound made when breathing in sharply through your teeth in awkward situations.

1) "Payton is such a schlooze"

2) " 'I hate you Payton'

'Wow, thats awkward' *schlooze* "

Schlooze by schloozer May 17, 2011