Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.
Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.
by Dr. Sauve September 24, 2020
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Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive
"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"
by T. Verd February 26, 2019
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