Schloofer

Pronounced: sh/ˈlüf/ ˈfər

Your long lost childhood best pal. Someone that you calls Betty and when they call you they call you Al. Someone that you'd die for but you also have an animalistic urge to rip out their throat and beat them with a chair made of poison ivy. The highest term of enderment. Can also be used as an insult- but only by your schloofer. ( Not to be confused with Klufoor. ) Derives from the word schmulloofer.

Schloofer 1: Goodmorning Schloofer :)

Schloofer 2: quack.

by Dr. Sauve September 23, 2020

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Freeloader, lazy, doesn't participate, generally annoying through being passive

"That schloofer's getting a bonus? We worked hard, not him. These group KPIs suck!"

by T. Verd February 26, 2019

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schloofer • schlooper • Schlooter • Schloober • Schloofendonger • Schloofengirth • Schloomer • Schloopermowie • schloozer • schmoofer

Schloofy

Someone who is sleepy

Morris is schloofy right now so he's going to bed

by Tantrumboy21 July 4, 2018

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Schloofy

A term for an outstanding student that shows characteristics of resiallance and character. Also used to characterise a strong leader

Hey have you seen that man? He’s such a schloofy

by Kevin2789 July 4, 2018

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Schlonger

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

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