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Shloaf

It all started with a google review, And now it has become a cult of personality. Shloaf is a term pioneered by the likes of Xander S, Nishi A, and J.... K........ (He who shall not be named). It is of great cultural and social significance to the under 18 community of Sydneys North Shore and is spreading in all directions of the Sydney Harbour. Some even say Shloaf has become a way of life.
Lets fill up on shloaf ....

Buy some shloaf, Sell some shloaf, and Shloaf someone
by Eshaybra22704 February 1, 2024
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Shloaf

A term pioneered by the honourable X.S and Don M. Shloaf is a way of life. In the famous words of Dr. Than, "You can buy shloaf, sell shloaf and shloaf someone". Shloaf originated in the town of Skopje in Macedonia after crime boss Kulokovski used the term as a pseudonym for illegal imports to mislead law enforcement.
Shloaf, aye, 'tis a manner of livin'; Thou canst purchase shloaf, vend shloaf, and shloaf a soul
by TheCruiserChronicals March 10, 2024
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Shload

An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009
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sam shlafstein

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein
Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say
by Tittypoop346 May 11, 2020
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Sloafin

Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.
Alain can't come to the phone right now he's sloafin.
by rye w. July 20, 2008
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shloads

An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".
I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.
by ravingloon September 1, 2005
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shload

I have a shload of work to do.
by Seamus March 10, 2003
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