Skip to main content
It all started with a google review, And now it has become a cult of personality. Shloaf is a term pioneered by the likes of Xander S, Nishi A, and J.... K........ (He who shall not be named). It is of great cultural and social significance to the under 18 community of Sydneys North Shore and is spreading in all directions of the Sydney Harbour. Some even say Shloaf has become a way of life.
Lets fill up on shloaf ....

Buy some shloaf, Sell some shloaf, and Shloaf someone
Shloaf by Eshaybra22704 February 1, 2024
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A term pioneered by the honourable X.S and Don M. Shloaf is a way of life. In the famous words of Dr. Than, "You can buy shloaf, sell shloaf and shloaf someone". Shloaf originated in the town of Skopje in Macedonia after crime boss Kulokovski used the term as a pseudonym for illegal imports to mislead law enforcement.
Shloaf, aye, 'tis a manner of livin'; Thou canst purchase shloaf, vend shloaf, and shloaf a soul
Shloaf by TheCruiserChronicals March 10, 2024
Related Words
Shloaf • Shloak • shload • Sloaf • Shloof • shloofy • schloaf • Shlafawny • Shlaff • shlaflam
An expression in which 'shit load' is meshed into one word. Convenient for times in which your excitement is so excess that you do not have the ability to say the two words, but instead can only produce one word from the clusterfuck of thoughts fighting to get out. Of course, this word can also be used in calm and relaxed situations so as to add humor or creativity to an otherwise stale and boring environment.
"Oh my jesus, that is a shload of blood coming out of your fucking face! Someone call the ambulance!"

"Hm. There's a shload of calories in that muffin your eating on this lovely morning, George."
Shload by Manganjapoo January 23, 2009

sam shlafstein 

Long lost twin of Perez Hilton only films his tik toks from one angle big Greta Stan if you are drying your love or resemblance of someone, you might be Sam shlafstein
“Oh yeah preet? I don’t even think about him anymore” that’s what a Sam shlafstein would say
Verb: To fall asleep on the toilet while pinching a loaf. Usually occurs when one is heavily intoxicated.
Alain can't come to the phone right now he's sloafin.
Sloafin by rye w. July 20, 2008
An abbreviation of the phrase "shit loads".
I've got shloads of laundry to do this weekend.
shloads by ravingloon September 1, 2005
shit load
I have a shload of work to do.
shload by Seamus March 10, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Load more