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"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"
"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"
schlafen by Batbaum April 16, 2021

Schlafen SS 

Herr Kommandant! Ze troops are asleep!
Oh, you mean the Schlafen SS?
Schlafen SS by Jim Pickens December 7, 2020

schlafanzugsex 

Someone in particuliar described as a very missed and extremely funny being. They are living creatures who are blessed to be in your life.
You really are a schlafanzugsex, wow so lucky! You really are amazing!
schlafanzugsex by Mulkman July 18, 2021

Flaven Schlaven 

-the squidgy part on tip of your nose
-to relax
For best results push your nose like clown in motion fla out motion ven in motion schla out motion ven
also try making your voice like a honky honk(horn thingo)
originates from germany
-woah flaven schlaven

-i'm flavenin schlavenin

-Girl: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
-Boy: woah flaven slaven

Clown: flaVEN schlaVEN
Flaven Schlaven by ash, ambz & gabby February 22, 2007

schlaffenwhore 

1. One who sleeps for prolonged periods of time

2. Perry
When he slept for 18 hours, Perry proved himself to be a schlaffenwhore.
schlaffenwhore by Ksenia February 17, 2005

esel schlagen 

see donkey punch
esel schlagen by YH!tastic June 24, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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