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SCHLONGSIMP
A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
SCHLONGSIMP by NeguP0 December 17, 2020
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schlenis by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011
Schlongsicle
Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."
Ted: "You need to get laid."
Ted: "You need to get laid."
Schlongsicle by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010
Schlongs Restauraunt
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
Schlongs Restauraunt by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011
Schlongscicle
When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.
Schlongscicle by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021
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