schlengs

when you weech your boxers/pants up your crack and roll up the excess material to form a nice makeshift thong. usually worn by the schlath who invented this fabulous arse rashing clothing range.

Hey you guys, l-look at m-ma wee-hee in these b-b-bad boys.

by jev January 30, 2004

SCHLONGSIMP

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.

Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!

by NeguP0 December 17, 2020

schlenis

A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis

She was sucking on my schlenis.

by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.

Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."

by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

Schlongscicle

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.

Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!

by Shlongscicle February 9, 2021

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004