Schlongster 

Schlongster is an extension of the word schlong. Schlongster is a word used to describe someone, who excessively uses their 'schlong'. This word is also to be used as an insult against someone, who you think is particularly annoying. Schlongster is a newfound generational word, used by the most persistent and admired men and women. The word "schlongster" shall be used carefully and only in certain cases where you have earned it.

"Mike you are so annoying, can you stop being such a schlongster"

Schlongster by Peterkaukaulanapa May 8, 2025

Schlonger 

The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.

I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.

NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.

Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009

Schlongitarian 

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Schlinger Schlonger 

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

Schlinger Schlonger by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

schlongerdongadingdong

a rather large penis that smells slightly of fish.

he had a bit of a schlongerdongadingdong.

schlongerdongadingdong by harry trewhitt February 2, 2007

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

Schlonger 

The term for a penis so large that anyone who sees it turns to stone due to sheer jealousy. It is said that a man many years ago possessed the infamous "Schlonger" but used it's power for evil, forcing a valiant warrior to slice the penis clean off and hide it so that no one else would get jealous of the massive meat stick. The current location of the Schlonger is unknown.

Jerry: "Have you heard the legend of the Schlonger?"

Bill: "It's not a legend. Look at my huge penis!"

Jerry: "..."

Bill: "Jerry? Jerry?! Crap, he's turned to stone. Shouldn't have abused my schlonger."

Schlonger by Voltron22 August 6, 2012