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The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.
by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011

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Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
by Alexisstupid June 28, 2011

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