Schlongscicle

When a man walks outside on a frigid night, and his dick becomes so cold that it freezes. It was first discovered by Tenzing Norgay when he climbed Mt. Everest.

Wooo! Dan do not go outside unless you want to get a schlongscicle!

by Shlongscicle February 10, 2021

Raining Taco

When you give a girl a cream pie and she stands over you to let it drip back into your mouth.

Damn Wanda did a raining taco to me last night.

by Shlongscicle June 01, 2019