schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004

scrength

To have power or be strong against what opposing forces you face

The Lord gives me scrength to face my daily issues and the power to move on, despite what opposing forces are thrown at me.

by Professor Future September 15, 2013

schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

by Albear June 7, 2005

Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016

Shlengthen

A schlong that has achieved greater length as a result of multiple boners.

Wow, Jim! The last time I saw your Johnson in grade 9 at basketball practice it was only half the length.

Well Billy, a boner a day will shlengthen your tinkle thing to stay!

by Stevie Boo Boo August 11, 2020

schlonghozzled

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012