tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 22, 2003

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

weasy

a "nigger" from africa

"weasy you abed"

"weasy come here"

"weasy get me some fucking food"

by Ez August 18, 2004

pack rat

When having sex doggy style, the man pushes his balls inside the vagina, thus creating the pack rat.

Sally was quite alarmed when Johnny gave her a pack rat last night.
(Johnny has elephantitis)

by EZ January 26, 2005

t bone

the meatiest cut of your manhood

I gave her the deep t bone last night.

by ez October 01, 2004

Weezie

A hot, big black chick!! Like Weezie on
the Jeffersons..

Yo, playa check out the booty on that Weezie!!

by EZ November 05, 2003

dirty dishwasher

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.

by EZ August 01, 2003