schlagered
a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
schlagered by ez September 24, 2004
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schlagered
When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
schlagered by linstrocity April 13, 2022
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Schlagered by GinGer_r August 10, 2019
Getting Schlagered
Face first, hands second.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
This occurs when somebody wipes out and the above happens: their faces strikes the ground before their hands can catch them.
He's definitely going to end up getting Schlagered.
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Whoa, he just got absolutely Schlagered.
(YouTube "Matt Schlager 13 flat 13" for the origin of the phrase)
Getting Schlagered by RAWphenom October 18, 2011
schlegeled
When someone gives you extra, but begrudgingly necessary work which is typically posed in the form a question.
"Joe just came over and pointed out that we don't have a process in place to track proposal rejections and now I have tons more work to do because we don't..."
"You just got schlegeled."
"You just got schlegeled."
schlegeled by ncd1701d November 30, 2016
Schlager Fuchs
(1)anthropomorphic red fox of German and Scottish descent who enjoys consuming alcohol especially Gold Schlager or Jaegermeister.
(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
(2)name derives from two factors: (a)Schlager for his fondness of the drink (b)Fuchs which is the German word for fox.
Schlager Fuchs by Matthew MacDougall December 10, 2007
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