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schenectady snort
This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!
schenectady snort by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007
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schenectady eye
when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
schenectady eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008
Schenectady Crispies
A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:
Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!
Schenectady Crispies by Daniel December 6, 2003
Schenectady
A bustling metropolis North of NYC. Once famous, now is largely inhabited by drug dealers who couldn't hack it in the big city, and the gangs of roaming crack heads that have fallen victim to the lure of the big city dope dealer's product. There are also alot of Guyanese people who have moved there from NYC and started buying property and making improvements on that property in order to turn it over for a profit....then buy nice homes for themselves in Rotterdam, a nice town on the Schenectady border where the Italians live for the most part. And let us not forget the prostitutes, as there are many. From somewhat high-class call girl types, to nasty toothless crack whores who will suck your dick for $5. Schenectady is also home of the most corrupt police department in the entire world, bar none. They run the drug, prostitution, and gambling rings. They've been known to drive drunk, shoot innocent people, yell racial slurrs, and throw eggs at citizens. In the early to mid 90's, Schenectady was dubbed "Baby New York" largely due to the high murder rate. However, the people that still live there have never given up hope, and they have new pipe dreams every year of businesses moving in. Most businesses that do make the seemingly drastic move to Schenectady typically employ less than 100 people, thus not putting a dent in the city's unemployment problem. Some of the Schenectadian's favorite pass times include: spin the crack head, guess who's got VD, robbing the Haji-Mart, selling drugs to cops, buying drugs from cops, getting raped in Central Park, and being a porch monkey. Some other names for Schenectady are Scum-nectady, Skank-ectady, and shit town.
girl: "so, where ya from anyway?"
guy: "Schenectady"
girl: "OMG, are you a crack head or an AIDS patient?"
guy: "Schenectady"
girl: "OMG, are you a crack head or an AIDS patient?"
Schenectady by Willhelm October 24, 2006
Schenectady
A small city in the Capital District of Albany, NY which, it seems if one gets their info from urban dictionary, is inhabited by bigoted, narrow minded, racist, illiterate, people who don't seem to understand the effects of poverty and discrimnation on people of color or anyone else for that matter. Schenectady is a city which has beautiful old buildings and a nicely laid out down town that, yes, has been underdeveloprd commercially over at least the past 30 years or so (a lot because the shopping malls have taken business away from downtown )and buildings have fallen into disrepair. However, there currently is a revitalization project going on and the city has been looking pretty good and new businesses are opening all the time. So for those ignorant residents of the city who spend their time spouting racist and repugnant views, why don't you help the city improve instead.
Schenectady by 2peasinapod June 5, 2009
Schenectady Crispies
Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus
Schenectady Crispies by Dumpus September 29, 2003
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