A bustling metropolis North of NYC. Once famous, now is largely inhabited by drug dealers who couldn't hack it in the big city, and the gangs of roaming crack heads that have fallen victim to the lure of the big city dope dealer's product. There are also alot of Guyanese people who have moved there from NYC and started buying property and making improvements on that property in order to turn it over for a profit....then buy nice homes for themselves in Rotterdam, a nice town on the Schenectady border where the Italians live for the most part. And let us not forget the prostitutes, as there are many. From somewhat high-class call girl types, to nasty toothless crack whores who will suck your dick for $5. Schenectady is also home of the most corrupt police department in the entire world, bar none. They run the drug, prostitution, and gambling rings. They've been known to drive drunk, shoot innocent people, yell racial slurrs, and throw eggs at citizens. In the early to mid 90's, Schenectady was dubbed "Baby New York" largely due to the high murder rate. However, the people that still live there have never given up hope, and they have new pipe dreams every year of businesses moving in. Most businesses that do make the seemingly drastic move to Schenectady typically employ less than 100 people, thus not putting a dent in the city's unemployment problem. Some of the Schenectadian's favorite pass times include: spin the crack head, guess who's got VD, robbing the Haji-Mart, selling drugs to cops, buying drugs from cops, getting raped in Central Park, and being a porch monkey. Some other names for Schenectady are Scum-nectady, Skank-ectady, and shit town.
girl: "so, where ya from anyway?"
guy: "Schenectady"
girl: "OMG, are you a crack head or an AIDS patient?"
by Willhelm October 24, 2006
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A small city in the Capital District of Albany, NY which, it seems if one gets their info from urban dictionary, is inhabited by bigoted, narrow minded, racist, illiterate, people who don't seem to understand the effects of poverty and discrimnation on people of color or anyone else for that matter. Schenectady is a city which has beautiful old buildings and a nicely laid out down town that, yes, has been underdeveloprd commercially over at least the past 30 years or so (a lot because the shopping malls have taken business away from downtown )and buildings have fallen into disrepair. However, there currently is a revitalization project going on and the city has been looking pretty good and new businesses are opening all the time. So for those ignorant residents of the city who spend their time spouting racist and repugnant views, why don't you help the city improve instead.
Schenectady is the home of the historic and beautiful Proctor's Theater.
by 2peasinapod June 5, 2009
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A has-been city near Albany that gave us Pat Riley and Alice from "The Brady Bunch". Used to be a very prosperous city..lots of manufacturing and the old headquarters of General Electric. Today it's largely NYC drugdealing backwater, old Irish-Americans that didnt want to leave, and some nice areas in Niskayuna. No reason to visit Schenectady outside of Union College.
I stepped in some Schenectady while walking in the grass.
by Cranky Franky August 16, 2006
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A town in New York state where there is an excess of wiggers, gangsters, and corrupt police. Many residents of Schenectady dislike the people of Niskyuna, as they are a bunch of spoiled whores. It is commonly thought that if you walk into Schenectady, you will be immediately shot and/or stabbed. Many people who are not from this area have trouble pronouncing Schenectady.
"Person 1: Hey wanna go to Schenectady?
Person 2: What are you crazy!? We'll get shot!"
by jcad February 1, 2009
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An incurable affliction of the duodenum.
I'm so sorry sir, but you've got Schenectady.
by David November 8, 2003
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Home of 'Schenectady Crispies', so freakin' good they taste twice. Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.
"I hope I don't get caught!"ˇ
by The Admiral September 3, 2003
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A Once Beautiful and pleasant town with a lot of history. Thomas Edisen moved there and opened the General Electric from which it became known as "The City that Lights the World". Other notables that happened in Schenectady it is the place The first ever television transmission, and also first

television station which is still running, Also the first radio station which is still running is in Schenectady. The Town was

a very Safe place to live throughout it's long history until the past two to three decades

when it all started going south. a Massive downhill mudslide and now Schniggerty is now

overrun by Crack, Crack dealing Niggers and street whores and all of the third worlders moving in

and so now Schenectady has become a Freakin Zoo and all the animals are out stalking the streets! Don't call the Schenectady cops because they are a gang of criminals themeselves. Schenectady cops are Known for breaking into cars and burglarizing, beating women, pimping women and selling drugs.
Watch you back in Schenectady cause You'll get mugged, raped or shot just walking down those streets! then the cops will arrest ya just for fun
by Former Mayor February 16, 2008
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