Definitions by mm1117
schenectady eye
when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
schenectady eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008
Utica Eye
When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.