schcmedes 

To get high from another means rather than smoking or snorting.

Every morning, Darlene schcmedes the white powder.

schcmedes by Pissyoudoenim March 19, 2018

SCHMEEESCH! 

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.

"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.

SCHMEEESCH! by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006

Schmades 

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

Schmades by meebs3 January 6, 2009

schmeces 

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

schmeces by Mangus January 5, 2005

Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.

You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.

Schmede by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020

schmeesh 

it's sex, plain and simple.

gonna get me some schmeesh, tonight!

schmeesh by ctbyrne February 4, 2008

Schmede

A curvy penis

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!

Schmede by paetreik October 29, 2008