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schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
by Mangus January 5, 2005
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SCHMEEESCH!

A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006
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schmeesh

it's sex, plain and simple.
gonna get me some schmeesh, tonight!
by ctbyrne February 4, 2008
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Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012
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Schmetesicle

The man on the left has a Schmetesicle. The man on the right has a huge one.
by Supermanmaninthebox December 2, 2010
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schmeese

To schmeese.
Ex. I schmeesed in class yesterday. It was embarrasing.
by TheOGSchmeeser December 6, 2020
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Schmeesh

Schmeesh
Schmeesh… schmeesh schmeesh.
by Pseudonym Numero Uno October 29, 2022
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