The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".
Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.
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"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
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1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
1. The act of sexual intercourse
2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.
Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks
Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.
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