what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.
I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...
by Mangus January 30, 2004
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toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement
Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!
by mangus July 01, 2005
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take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.
You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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stump dumb

The dumbest of all the dumbs possible. Dumb as a stump, or a bump on a log. Often used in reference to rednecks.
My neighbors are stump dumb hillbilly redneck neandertals.
by mangus May 25, 2004
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toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.
Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.
by mangus May 24, 2004
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poppin

by Mangus January 23, 2004
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tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.
I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.
by mangus May 26, 2004
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