Mangus's definitions

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

tit looker

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by mangus May 26, 2004

cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus July 1, 2005

dumpensky

The act of taking a dump, a poop, a crap.

Pull over here, dude, so I can go take a dumpensky on her front porch.

by mangus January 25, 2005

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 5, 2005

who i'm is

Who I am

Who i'm is Rubberband Man - TI

by Mangus January 23, 2004

the marriam webster dictionary

dictionary for those who are sheltered and wouldn't be able to walk down my streets and understand anything

Sup! What's the dealy yo? E'erthing's off an' poppin. Holla!

Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.

by Mangus January 23, 2004