30 definitions by Mangus

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by Mangus May 26, 2004

dictionary for those who are sheltered and wouldn't be able to walk down my streets and understand anything

Sup! What's the dealy yo? E'erthing's off an' poppin. Holla!

Hello! How are you doing? We are having a good time. Goodbye.

by Mangus January 23, 2004

Someone who's constantly looking at women's hooters.

I better watch out -- I think it's getting around that I'm the office tit looker.

by Mangus May 27, 2004

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by Mangus June 5, 2004

by Mangus January 23, 2004

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by Mangus May 14, 2004

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004