poppin

going on, happening

What's poppin?!

by Mangus January 23, 2004

blow a butt

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by mangus May 14, 2004

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 25, 2004

rubader

A version of the more common word der, but having a more emphatic meaning similar to a double-dog dare when compared to a plain ol' dare.

Of course you stink — you've got turds in your pants! Rubader you dummkopf!

by mangus May 19, 2004

schmeces

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

by Mangus January 05, 2005