cotton-toucher

A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.

Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!

by mangus June 21, 2005

beagle

A slang term for a woman's areola.

Dude, that chick's beagle's are as big as my Grandmama's Thanksgiving platters.

by mangus May 27, 2004

toss a pooch

to take a dump; to crap; to release excrement

Boy hidey, do I need to toss a pooch!

by mangus June 21, 2005

lawn cigar

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.

Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.

by mangus May 26, 2004

poppin

going on, happening

What's poppin?!

by Mangus January 23, 2004

what had happened was

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

by Mangus January 30, 2004

blow a butt

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by mangus May 14, 2004