Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike

yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.

by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023

schmeaning

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

by O.Curley March 29, 2009

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

schpeeling

1. The action of speaking quickly with much energy.
2. The action of imparting Interesting information.

see schpeel
see schpeeler
see schpeeled

1. She had the habit of schpeeling all day long.
2. We were all wiser after hearing him schpeeling to his friend on the phone.

by Schpeeler May 28, 2003

shmeening

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"

Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.

by delhorno November 20, 2009

Schmerking

Smoking while masturbating

Preston's cigarette went out while schmerking and Lauren had to finish him off.

by El Jackanator August 14, 2015

Schmelting

To get really hot, to the point where you feel sticky/sweaty and like you're going to melt.

I'm schmelting it's so hot in here!

by Rainbow_Mist_Topaz February 25, 2009