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Schmede

The shortened form of "social media," as made popular on the Dare Daniel Podcast. By using "schmede" instead of "social media," you will in fact save time, which means a savings of energy. It's an ecofriendly term that frees up your thumbs and voice to focus on more pressing matters.
You can find us on all your favorite schmede apps.
Follow us on schmede.
Crosspromote on all schmede.
by ProfessorHorror September 1, 2020
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Schmede

damn mikes has one hell of a schmede it almost looks liek a candy cane!
by paetreik October 29, 2008
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Schmideee

A Genshin Impact / variety streamer on Twitch mostly known for his sexy mustache and his resplendent personality. As of 7/24/2023, he has just over one thousand sixty followers, of which mostly consist of unfortunate Genshin Impact / Honkai ~ Star Rail players.

Though relatively lesser known compared to larger streamers, his follower and average view counts have been continuously going up as he continues to stream and build himself. His improvement as a streamer is most readily apparent by viewing his infamous introductory sketches ("Intros"), of which he writes, acts, records, and edits by himself, many of which have been posted to his YouTube channel.

He is well-known among his community for his frequent use of physical comedy and prop comedy, having various costumes and characters becoming staples of his streams. The most prominent among these is a wandering, weary, magic orbless wizard (known as "Schmizard").

His current main platforms are Twitch and YouTube, and there are currently no plans for him to change that.
Person 1: Hey, there's a Schmideee stream today!
Person 2: Yo, what the fuck! That's awesome!
Person 3: Have you seen my magic orb?
by columbina's #1 fan July 22, 2023
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Schmeddy

A Schmeddy is a very good friend, your bestest friend maybe, a bestie, one that causes you to laugh so hard you cry and/or pee your pants when your together or on the phone. A friend that’s like your sister or brother from another mother.
I had such a great time with my schmeddy! I can always count on my schmeddy! Me and schmeddy laughed our asses off all night!
by Michele19 October 1, 2018
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schmode

n. a combination of a chode and a schmuck.
chode,schmuck
"Hey Steve, you're a schmode!"
by crazy ill petr May 21, 2006
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Schmedlap

A derisive term coined in the mid-1970's indicating the person was an idiot, geek, or loser.
Nice move, Schmedlap. You've managed to screw up the order again.
by The God of Grammar July 18, 2016
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schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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