schmeese 

To schmeese.

Ex. I schmeesed in class yesterday. It was embarrasing.

schmeese by TheOGSchmeeser December 6, 2020

Macaroni and schmeese 

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

Macaroni and schmeese by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're so schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

Schmeeze 

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023