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schmedley 

of a more advanced age. White hair older folks.
"That outfit makes you looks like a schmedley.", "The bridge tournament was filled with schmedlies."

Schmefley 

Nerdy beyond all belief, socially fucktarded
He is so schmefley, look at him just schmefling about, he's going to die a virgin.
Schmefley by Lizvenom January 19, 2014

schmidley 

king of all kings, the nacho cheese connoisseur, master of twerk, the nightmare, chocolate thunder, david goggins daddy, owner of the human race
Daddy! Schmidley just twerked on me in fortnite
schmidley by David Cockins June 28, 2023

schmedley 

Noun, used to describe something topical in a conversation or an activity between two people. It communicates by way of the connection between the two people.
I.e. Two people involved in let's say fixing a computer... "Hey, pass the me the schmedly (alan key), I need to take out the tape-back up..." or "can you grab me a schmedley (leash) while you're up there? I need to take the dog for a walk..."
schmedley by Trevor Parker October 25, 2007

schmegley 

a word for someone in which you do not know their ethnic backgrounds....they look like chinese but are something totally different
schmegley by xxevllpoptartxx December 1, 2005

schmedly 

really really cheap vodka bought when 13 years from the happy shopper for 2.99 in whitstable, kent.
schmedleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee(its fun to say when sloshed)
schmedly by katie April 23, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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