schcluppy 

a piece of carboard/paper that has been exposed to water to the point it a paste

ewwww! i just ran over a schcluppy!

schcluppy by _draky_ April 26, 2021

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schloppy by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schlumpy 

Unkempt and rumpled, less then put together. Road worn and sloppy. Tired

Sharron looked schlumpy after being in the car all day.

Schlumpy by JM01 May 25, 2006

schleppyweg

when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.

"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"

schleppyweg by schleppyweg master May 30, 2009

schlurpy 

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

schlurpy by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

Schleppy 

1. run-down, dowdy, or frumpy.
2. awkward, clumsy, or dull.

It's derived from the word schlep, whose origin is Yiddish.

That was kind of a crappy hotel. Did you see how schleppy those bath-towels were?

Schleppy by recyclablewaste October 29, 2010