Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schloppy by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

Schloppy 

A messy but hot blow job that requires a lot of spit.

Omg I gave mark such good Schloppy tonight!!!

Schloppy by sotrue101 December 18, 2017

schloppy 

to be very drunk. to be so drunk that you slur your words frequently. physical coordination is severly impaired. to be obviously drunk.

Did you see that guy doing cartwheels naked on top of the frat house? He was schloppy as hell.

"I couldn't understand a word you said on the phone last night!"
"Sorry, I was really schloppy."

schloppy by William Jeffries March 17, 2008

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schloppy Top 

To get Brains, crazy messy head. I messy sloppy Blow Job.

I checked that G last night and she gave me some schloppy top.

Schloppy Top by Schloppy Top January 16, 2015

schloppy toppy 

to receive oral sex/head

Bro she gave me that good a** schloppy toppy

schloppy toppy by Feetfetish January 7, 2018

schloppy schlauser 

Having a massive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. Usually onset by massive amounts of alcohol.

"Did you hear?! Spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. The bathroom's a mess."

schloppy schlauser by Jpt100 October 13, 2008