Schlappy 

When a closeted gay man has a few drinks and his true homosexual urges explode in a sloppy and grabby display.

Mitch was a manly man, he owned big guns, drove a big truck, and loved the flag, but after downing a few he’d swap his Natural Lights for Mint Juleps and enjoyed getting schlappy with area twinks.

Schlappy by Tank Utley January 6, 2023

Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.

"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."

Rock Schlappy by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schloppy by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

schloppy boobs 

The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.

Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...

schloppy boobs by YAWA July 9, 2017

Schwappy 

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."

Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!

Schwappy by Bongloard April 23, 2008

schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.

Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.

schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

Schlapperhippel 

To undertake research or analysis, but not follow up on any of the outcomes or recommendations.

To ensure this expensive organisational evaluation isn’t a schlapperhippel, we need to ensure that we remain engaged and take action to address the findings.

Schlapperhippel by Retchid August 23, 2018