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v. To eat out a girl's asshole while she is taking a shit.

The term originated in the burbs of Philly when a young boul with the last name of Schlupp ate out his main bitch. And to his bewilderment, she took a shit on his face.
Joey: "Damn, I lost a bet with Jessica last night and I had to eat out her asshole."

Tom: "That's not that bad dood. Jessica's bangin.."

Joey: "U ever hear of a schlupp?"

Tom: "Uhm niz dood..."

Joey: "She made me eat her out while she was takin dookie."

Tom "Holy shit.. that's y u keep that bitch in the damn kitchen"
Schlupp by TommyBroHAMa November 19, 2011
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To schlupp is to suck on one singular fanny lip
I schlupped on Paul's mom. She thought it was a tad odd but overall she enjoyed the experience
Schlupp by Schlupper April 5, 2019

Schuppisser 

Swiss last name. THE DANKEST
Girl: Hey is that guy over there a Schuppisser?

Guy: Yea he's so sick!
Schuppisser by Spikey C March 9, 2009

Schloppy 

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady
"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam ”
“I’m schlumpadumpf”
Schlumpadumpf by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 2, 2019
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