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Schwappy 

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."
Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!
Schwappy by Bongloard April 23, 2008
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An adjective used to describe a something that is low end, not good, laughable, pathetic or embarrassing.

Also commonly used to describe low quality marijuana.
That bud is schwap. I need some dro.
Schwap by JoeDro June 5, 2011

schwappler

An eerily content surfer who will surf anytime, anywhere no matter the conditions.
Guy1: yo you know where Alec is? Im tryin to hit up that og dank kush.

Guy2: yo Alec's schwanking the point right now.

Guy1: dude the conditions are so bad right now, what's he doin?

Guy2: Alec's just a schwappler. He'll hit anything bro.
schwappler by SchwinkLord June 10, 2018
Commonly used as beer pong slang, describing the sound when the ball perfectly hits beer. The acronym S.C.H.W.A.P.P. = Shooting Cups Hard With Accurate Pinpoint Precision
If you don't make this cup, I'm gonna schwapp it!

Bring two 30-racks man, we're gonna schwapp tnite!!!
schwapp by Slick-Solja April 16, 2012
to pound, sip, drink, swig, or otherwise consume alcohol.
Bro, lemme schwap that brew
schwap by Dirty Downstairs December 28, 2005
to strike one with the back of the hand in the penis
"i schwaped him so hard he's a girl now"
schwap by kshiz September 18, 2006
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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