schwapped

adj. Describes the puffy yoked appearance of a person, place, or thing that has suddenly exploded in appearance.

Holy Fuck your friend is schwapped! What have they been eating?

by Lord Lucas V June 2, 2022

Schweppes

The act of one person reaching over and flicking another person's breast in the upwards motion. The person who is doing the flicking must simultaneously say "Schweppes".

John was trying to accomplish his daily tasks on the computer as Matt ran by him, giving him the Schweppes. John realized he should have covered his breasts in Matt's presence.

by K.P.B. October 8, 2012

Schwasted

Schwasted, adj: The ultimate in the four stages of drunkenness.
First you get buzzed, then you get drunk, then you are wasted, and finally you get schwasted, at which point you end up in deep thought, alone, in your undies.

"Let's all get schwasted, it's my last night here. Call Milan to DD."

by Schwasted January 19, 2009

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008

schuepped

The state of being very drunk, acting crazy, hammed, out of control, highly intoxicated, wasted

Everyone partying in that garage was schuepped.

by MegRon February 25, 2010

Schwappy

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."

Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!

by Bongloard April 23, 2008

Schwarted

To be taken advantage of, to get "the shaft"....

Dude, Richard didn't show up to help you? Dude, you got Schwarted!

or

You mean that you gave Richard money for that junk? You got Schwarted!

by CableGod May 5, 2009