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Schwappy 

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."
Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!
Schwappy by Bongloard April 23, 2008
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schwapping it 

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!

Schwappy 

Another Word For Penis, Dick, Or Your Enormous Schwappy
Dude, did you see his Schwappy in class today? It was HUGE.
Schwappy by Schod April 21, 2006

schwapping it 

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.
Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026