schwappity

the state of alcohol intoxication

"HELL YEAH! Its friday, lets get schwappity!"

"Man, I was so schwappity last friday, i dont remember shit!"

by dtrainn July 29, 2009

Schwappy

Of poor quality, a contraction of "schwaggy" with "crappy."

Man, this schwappy iPod broke after six months!

by Bongloard April 23, 2008

schwapping it

to consume alcohol

dude, we are schwapping it tonight!

by beast who schwaps July 4, 2009

Schwappy

Another Word For Penis, Dick, Or Your Enormous Schwappy

Dude, did you see his Schwappy in class today? It was HUGE.

by Schod April 21, 2006

schwapping it

to masturbate. It is just another one of the billions of names for male masturbation.

Simone: Hey, you got to check out this new porn I made it will make you touch yourself.
Phil: No thanks, I have schwapping it since I've been here.

by Founding Father of Schwap December 12, 2006