sceance

A misspelled version of the word science. One of its appearances was in one of idubbbz's bad unboxing videos where he attempted to spell science on the wall with green spray paint. Some people say it might actually be the correct spelling of the word "science".

Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad: YEAH sceance!

by JoeBaydin April 11, 2021

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

Sceaner

The word for the rising population of Mexicans and the Scene stereotype. When combining the two words one comes to the product, "Sceaner", a Beaner, who is scene. Scene, which is possibly one of the most fucking stupid, cancerous, retarded things on this planet known to man is now, somehow genetically mutating to form with people with Hispanic descent.
Was once a common disease amongst the Caucasian and Asian population it has, unfortunately, jumped again.

*Scans the body head to toe.*

*Teased black hair, Raccoon'd blonde streaks, with other hot vibrant colored streaks, over done eye liner and shadow, (Color scheme should look really dumb with the person's dark brownish skin), cheap, off brand clothing from the Good Will, Target and Walmart. Last but not least, a small child's backpack, with such children's shows like, Dora the Explorer, Spiderman, Batman, ect. ect. *

Viewer: "Dear god... are you listening to what she's saying? Everything she says is really god damn fucking stupid. Plus you can't even understand the bitch because of her accent"

Viewer 2: "Yes, I know, shes a Sceaner."

by Darkshiv February 25, 2011

seance

An attempt to communicate with the dead.

We told our pastor that we were going to consult a medium in order to visit with our deceased Johnny via a seance, but Rev. Zombiegone said, "Communication with the dead is not possible."

by Rev. Zobiegone May 26, 2009

Ball-Seance

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that the ghosts of your ancestors show up invisibly, clutching their nuts and wailing, bemoaning that they lived and died in vain, since their lineage ends here.

The legendary nutslam Stacy gave him was so powerful it reverberated through the ages, up through his male lineage. The ghosts of his ancestors were writhing around on the floor, invisibly cradling their ghost-balls. His dead great-grandmother was clutching her bosom, silently wailing, how could someone do this to her little bambino?!
The dreaded ball-seance of the ball-damned.

by BallbustingStacy May 30, 2020

kin seance

a group of gods who hate everything and everyone. they call everyone they meet slurs, like men, make out, and be transgender

man 1: have you heard of kin seance?
man 2: oh, you mean the super mysterious god gang? Yes, i wish i could join.

by kinseancefan123 November 10, 2020

seancee

The person that you are trying to communicate with during a seance.

When the medium came over, the very rich and very dead, Uncle Jack, was the seancee.

by Guido1 July 12, 2009