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off the hizzle dizzle

by Eminem February 19, 2003
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Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.
I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.
by Eminem October 14, 2003
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Special John

(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.

2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.

2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 7, 2004
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fiddy cent

to make yourself available to be shot craploads of times for no reason other than being a stupid porch monkey.
Hey Yo, that guy is a great fiddy cent.
by Eminem May 13, 2005
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white out

Derogatory term for caucasian Americans. See also blizzard and cracker.
Waiter 1: Hey, I need another special since this one has a hair in it.

Cook: Gabacho.

Waiter 2: Quit talking, white out!
by eminem November 6, 2004
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feminis

by Eminem February 19, 2003
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Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.
B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.
by Eminem December 2, 2003
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