Eminem's definitions

lab

dr. dre's studio(like r.kelly's kitchen)

i've been in the lab with a pen and a pad tryin to get this damn lael off

by eminem August 29, 2003

rooster

a male (since girls are called chicks men should be called ROOSTERS)

That is one hot rooster
Hey Rooster, come here

by eminem February 21, 2003

Kush

A small furry desktop friend. Can be multi colored, wearing glasses or a seatbelt.

Brandon: What is that thing on your near your computer.
Danny: It's a kush

by Eminem December 4, 2004

Led Zeppelin

The closest we've come to God.

B-B-B-B-B--B-B-BB-BABY! B-B-Baby, I got to leave you.

by Eminem December 2, 2003

off the hizzle dizzle

A retarded version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

by Eminem February 19, 2003

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

tek-9

Popular machine pistol among thugs; see tek.

by eminem November 6, 2003