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schmutzklitzen 

The female hot spot hidden well between the pussy lips
(staring up a females dress) "Oh Francine I can see your schmutzklitzen"!
schmutzklitzen by grunt2531 July 27, 2007
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Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face
Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!
schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005
Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.
"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"
Schmutz by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

schmutzle 

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.
1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!
schmutzle by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

Schmutzfest 

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them
Enough with the schmutzfest already
Schmutzfest by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022