wewillrockyou's definitions

my chemical romance

Before you listen to this band, imagine the sound a horse dick makes as you cut it off and shove it in an unsuspecting friends mouth while he/she is sleeping. You have now witnessed sound 300 times better than this shitty excuse for a band. Thank you and goodnight.

Trevor: Hey man i bought the new My Chemical Romance CD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!

by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006

bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido

oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

cyanide and happiness

the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.

one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

tranny surprise

the result of 3 bottle of jack daniels, a bed, and a woman with a penis. god damn i miss that woman... er... thing

When i woke up the next morning, i was in for a tranny surprise!

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

fall out boy

the sounds produced from this band can be directly to the sound young girls make when they are being assfucked by satan. not only is their music shit, but they also lack talent and fail at life. why people like them is a question that sometimes keep me up at night. if you are emo, or like emo people i think you shud take your fucking thick rimmed glasses off and jump off a fucking cliff.

see also:
failure
shit
emo
bleeding ears

Kid 1: oh my life is so bad i think ill go listen to fall out boy
Kid 2: what happened
Kid 1: my girlfriend dumped me. *sobs*
Kid 2: you faggot your only 12 years old. get a fucking life and listen to some good music.
Kid 1: hey thats a good idea!
Kid 2: oh i was just kidding its too late for you *shotgun blast to the face* sorry man, your fault

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

whale out of water

a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.

steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008