10 definitions by wewillrockyou
Before you listen to this band, imagine the sound a horse dick makes as you cut it off and shove it in an unsuspecting friends mouth while he/she is sleeping. You have now witnessed sound 300 times better than this shitty excuse for a band. Thank you and goodnight.
Trevor: Hey man i bought the new My Chemical Romance CD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!
Me: Yeah and your dick just shrunk 4 inches it didnt have before!
Trevor: Holy shit your right!
Me: Might wanna see a doctor about that. THANKS GOD!
by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006
the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.
one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
DMB, a shitty unoriginal nonsense abbreviation for Dumb Masturbating Bitches. They have smelly pussies and bite the heads off babies on stage for entertainment and to turn on the fucked up souls who venture to their shit holes they call concerts. They always play with dildos shoved far up their ass cracks and always wear Sex Panther in the case of a serial rapist coming backstage for a good time UH. Their chodes always sweat intensly and each smell like a locker room full of gay guys in one huge sweaty sauna orgy. Thank you and goodnight.
dude DMB is currently sucking on the end of george bush's bush hairs and covering them in grey poupon and humping my door, John Belushis titties make me so horny.
by wewillrockyou July 27, 2006
a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.
steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.
by wewillrockyou December 17, 2006
to put gum on the part of a handle of a car where the owner puts his/her hand to open the door, especially on an expensive car such as a BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, or the ultimate challenge Ferrari. if you handlefuck a Corvette i will personally come to your house and shove a chainsaw through your heart. sick fuck.
kid 1:dude check out the tool that just got out of his new BMW Z8. because we're poor stoners who cant afford sweet cars lets use some juicy fruit and handlefuck that bitches car.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.
kid 2: fuck yeah. jihad that pubehead.
by wewillrockyou December 17, 2006
a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido
oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
the sounds produced from this band can be directly to the sound young girls make when they are being assfucked by satan. not only is their music shit, but they also lack talent and fail at life. why people like them is a question that sometimes keep me up at night. if you are emo, or like emo people i think you shud take your fucking thick rimmed glasses off and jump off a fucking cliff.
see also:
failure
shit
emo
bleeding ears
see also:
failure
shit
emo
bleeding ears
Kid 1: oh my life is so bad i think ill go listen to fall out boy
Kid 2: what happened
Kid 1: my girlfriend dumped me. *sobs*
Kid 2: you faggot your only 12 years old. get a fucking life and listen to some good music.
Kid 1: hey thats a good idea!
Kid 2: oh i was just kidding its too late for you *shotgun blast to the face* sorry man, your fault
Kid 2: what happened
Kid 1: my girlfriend dumped me. *sobs*
Kid 2: you faggot your only 12 years old. get a fucking life and listen to some good music.
Kid 1: hey thats a good idea!
Kid 2: oh i was just kidding its too late for you *shotgun blast to the face* sorry man, your fault
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006