Schmutzbert 

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

Schmutzbert by N1klas March 23, 2021

Schmutzfest 

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them

Enough with the schmutzfest already

Schmutzfest by Uncle Dimma May 12, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 2, 2022

Schmutzvering 

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2022

Schmutzvering 

( amalgamation of the words schmutz and covering): Another pejorative name for the cloth mask you've worn on your face ever since covid came along

Why do you have a schmutzvering on?! Schmutzfest is over!

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 27, 2022

Schmutzvering 

A combination of schmutz and covering

What qualifies as a schmutzvering anyways?

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 30, 2022

Schmutzvering 

Anything ugly that covers all or part of your beautiful face

A gas mask and a diving helmet ( a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba gear) are considered schmutzvering nowadays.

Schmutzvering by Uncle Dimma May 31, 2022