schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmuggle

schmuggle

A kiss (smooch) a hug and a cuddle thrown into one word,

ooh! Mi amor! *schmuggles*

by Darth Fureon April 21, 2006

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

schmoozle

Someone who is an idiot, ugly, narcissistic, and rude.

Rylan is a schmoozle.

by Icy 2106 May 17, 2022

Schmurgle

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.

We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.

by wrwetzel September 6, 2009