cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 02, 2021
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the cheese off my cock

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.
Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.
by de-pube February 02, 2021
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fgt

Abbreviation for faggot. Used online on forums and social media websites such as YouTube. Profanity filters won’t pick it up so your comment does not get deleted.
Op is a fgt.
Dude, you’re such a fgt.
Homophobia is not a crime. You fgt.
by de-pube June 19, 2021
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An absolute fag

A total homosexual that leaves nothing to the imagination. A complete and absolute faggot.
What’s with those girlie cut off denims, flip flops and pink t shirt? You are an absolute fag. Wanna get punched in the face?
by de-pube March 02, 2023
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carving veins in cucumbers

Type of art practiced by homosexuals suffering from erectile disfunction.
ou should be at hoe carving veins in cucumbers you fucken pofter!
by de-pube September 25, 2022
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the three piece feed

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.
I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.
by de-pube August 19, 2024
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massive cumshot

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.
Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.
by de-pube July 18, 2021
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