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Cum laden - heavily loaded or weighed down with a sack full of jizz.
Dude, I was so cum laden last night before I fucked Sophia. I haven't ejaculated in over a week and hosed that bitch down in a gallon of jizz.
cum laden by de-pube March 22, 2026

cum laden 

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.
cum laden by de-pube August 20, 2025
Fuck off back to your own country you smelly pleb. Australia is full.
pleb by de-pube June 30, 2025

the three piece feed 

When a woman sucks a mans balls and cock in turn.
I was clubbing down in Surfers Paradise when a random slut yanked my pants down and gave me the three piece feed.
the three piece feed by de-pube August 19, 2024

suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

I'M GONNA KILL YOU FAGGOT!

FUCKING FAGGOT. 

A simple proverb to add at the of almost every single sentence you can think off. To drive the message home or spice it up.
1. Your brother - are you coming home? You - Yeah at six. FUCKING FAGGOT.
2. Your boss - you got it done yet? You - yeah since 9.00am. FUCKING FAGGOT.
3. some fuckhead - I fucked your mom. You - yeah with my dick top the ass of yours. FUCKING FAGGOT.
4. The President of the United States of America - I'm the President of the United States of America. You're just a lightweight. You - Yeah, but I fucked your mom. FUCKING FAGGOT.
FUCKING FAGGOT. by de-pube September 9, 2023