scamotz

1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen

Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

scamutz

light soft cheese similar to mozzarella.

I would like a meatball and scamutz hoagie.

by kinghootie February 13, 2015

schmotz

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmotz

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

by Tom Jones May 2, 2004

Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

Schmotzel

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

schmotzer

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

by Leemush June 13, 2018