scamotz 

1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen

Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.

scamotz by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

scamutz 

light soft cheese similar to mozzarella.

I would like a meatball and scamutz hoagie.

scamutz by kinghootie February 13, 2015

schmotz 

jewish word for messy or messed up

my room is so schmotzed

schmotz by thrw th May 13, 2007

schmotz 

Slapping a woman in the face after ejaculating in her mouth.

After getting blown, the bitch tried to snowball me, but I gave her the schmotz instead.

schmotz by Tom Jones May 2, 2004

Schmotzky 

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

Schmotzky by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

Schmotzel 

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

Schmotzel by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

schmotzer 

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

schmotzer by Leemush June 13, 2018