schmutz 

Used by Jewish mothers to identify that you've got some kind of crap on your face

Mommy: You've got som Schmutz on your face, Oy!
You: blech!

schmutz by Cameron Jackson January 4, 2005

Schmutz 

Random, icky stuff that ends up on you or something else.

"Damn, I got schmutz on my shirt!"

Schmutz by Stephanie Birdwell April 22, 2006

Schmutz 

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

Schmutz by SJL123 July 18, 2021

schmutz 

"Dirt" in German

Schumtzieg is "dirty"

Often used in replace of "dirtbag"

(oomlauts are replaced with an "e" after the vowel)(ie = i + oomlauts)

Kid smoking = a "Fuckin Schmutz"

German, Sie ist sehr schmutzieg
English, You are very dirty

schmutz by You dont need to know that November 10, 2007

Schmutz 

The weird, somewhat greasy buildup that occurs on the screen of your cell phone after use

'Dude, your phone is GROSS, wipe that Schmutz off of it before you use it again!

Schmutz by cuzBcuz67 January 14, 2009

schmutz 

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

schmutz by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013

schmutz 

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

schmutz by ccmboy July 18, 2003