sauzer

A kind hearted friend you wish you had years before you met him. When you get on his nerves he is your enemy, but when you are his friend, he will make a very good friend.

That's sauzer let's call him sauzer.

by Cupcakezzzzzzz5 May 30, 2017

cunt saucer

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.

That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 5, 2018

Sauceror

Noun: master of the sauce - someone who embodies and exudes sauce

“Did you see Sasha in that banging Shrek costume? He is definitely a sauceror”

by Sashlotte October 14, 2021

International Sauerkraut Day

Every March 24th is a day to celebrate the deliciousness that is Sauerkraut! It is a great time to go to an authentic German restaurant, make Sauerkraut, eat sauerkraut, and maybe even wrestle in Sauerkraut!

Joe: Hey Josh! How's it going!
Josh: It's going great! It's my birthday today!
Joe: Really? Happy Birthday! Did you know your birthday is on International Sauerkraut Day?
Josh: I did not! But how perfect, I LOVE sauerkraut, and I'm German! Let's go celebrate by eating as many pounds as we can at Gasthof Zur Gemutlichkeit!
Joe: YES! Come one come all!

by GermanGiant March 29, 2013

Itchy Saucer

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.

Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

sauerkraut

A dish from Germany, which is mainly composed of shredded cabbage that has been fermented in vinegar and sometimes white wine. The cabbage is then usually cooked together with potato and sausage as well. Makes for a good Oktoberfest meal. Wash down with lots of beer.

If we call Germans Krauts because of Sauerkraut, do they call us Hams from Hamburgers?

by Mr. Kraut November 11, 2006

SIG SAUER

Manufacturer of high-quality firearms for military, law enforcement and commercial users. Best known for their "P" series of semi-automatic pistols (such as the P220, P226, P229, etc.), they also offer high-quality rifles.

Originally founded in 1853 as a wagon factory in Switzerland, by 1865 they were supplying rifles to the Swiss Army and the company's name was changed to Schweizerische Industrie-Gesellschaft (SIG). In the 1970's SIG formed a partnership with J.P. Sauer & Sohn, GmbH of W. Germany, hence the SIG Sauer name. SIG SAUER has its U.S. headquarters in Exeter, New Hampshire, with over 280 employees.

Source: SIG SAUER website

SIG SAUER was awarded a contract with the NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) for over 2,000 P229 and P239 pistols.

by Bamboozled!!! May 28, 2008