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1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
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v. performing any of a multitude of sex acts
The San Diego hos were lining the docks and ready to service the sailors who were returning to shore after six months at sea.
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"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."
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to pick up the pace/quality of work.
"oh for fucks sake this pan isnt clean, SERVICE!"
"KIM STFU! SERVICE!!"
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1. The act of showing someone up in basketball
Were you there to see dat service last night? Kid dunked on his grill!
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a word used in the potblack kitchen wen ppl are being douchebags
kim u fukin stooooooooooooooge service....
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