SaucerNips 

A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.

"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"

"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.

SaucerNips by Zip February 7, 2003

saucer nips 

Big ass fuckin nipples

Dude that nigger i fucked last night had some huge saucer nips

saucer nips by ballsacktits December 21, 2010

California Saucerfist 

N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley

Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.

Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?

Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.

California Saucerfist by Cheezy Chester January 14, 2009