SaucerNips 

A woman, or in extremely bad cases a man, with nipples that exceed the diameter of your face.

"Hey man, did she suck you off last night?"

"I wanted her to, but everytime I saw her SaucerNips I'd go limp as a tubesock.

SaucerNips by Zip February 7, 2003

saucer nips 

Big ass fuckin nipples

Dude that nigger i fucked last night had some huge saucer nips

saucer nips by ballsacktits December 21, 2010

California Saucerfist 

N. A form of mutual masturbation where the acting male partner inserts his/her open palm into the female's vagina, then moves it in and out as a method of stimulation. If this maneuver is used in the anus instead, it is then referred to as the Dark Alley

Man 1: So, the other day my girlfriend I were feeling slightly adventurous, so we tried the California Saucerfist.

Man 2: Really? Did she enjoy it?

Man 1: I couldn't tell if she was crying or having an orgasm.

California Saucerfist by Cheezy Chester January 14, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008