satnag

The constant drone of unwanted (and often wrong) directions from ones other half sat in the passenger seat

Wife - Im sure you should have gone lefr at the last island
Husband - Maybe I could concentrate on driving if I could turn the bloody satnag off

satnag by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021

Santagato 

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

Santagato by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Saunagate 

A word used to describe the fallout of fans of Derek from 'More Plates More Dates' and the alleged sauna in the background in his videos.

After Saunagate, I really don't wanna ever watch Derek's videos again!

Saunagate by bishesdishes June 26, 2021

satnav woman 

A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.

"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.

satnav woman by Mr Ben July 18, 2006

Santagato 

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.

Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.

Santagato by kwill2 January 19, 2021

STANAG 

Standard NATO Agreement: i.e. all NATO member countries have rifles that take a universal mag.

Buddy:Dude, I can't find any mags for my FNC.
Me: Chill out, it's STANAG compliant, get an AR mag.

STANAG by Bryan H K February 23, 2004

Sat Nag 

The non-stop irritating voice emitted by a Sat Nav system when you have not gone the way IT wants you to go.

Driver "I know a quicker way, it's just down here"
Sat Nag "turn around, wrong way, don't go this way, you are wrong, I am right, turn around, cannot compute, turn around, wrong way, I am in charge, no, turn left at next junction, I make the decisions, you are wrong, I am the machine - you are merely the human, wrong way, you have errored, don't even think of switching me off, you'll get us lost if you don't turn around, wrong way, I'll drain your battery if you don't turn back......."

Sat Nag by clairem July 17, 2007