Santagato 

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

Santagato by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Santagato 

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.

Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.

Santagato by kwill2 January 19, 2021

Joe Santagato 

Glizzy, more specifically, a less than average glizzy.

Wow! My Joe Santagato is incredibly tiny!

Joe Santagato by notjoesantagato January 6, 2023

Joe Santagato 

Co-host of the podcast “The Basement Yard”. Really handsome guy, who is obviously rich. Joe Santagato also has his own show called “The Joe Santagato Show” and another channel called “Santagato Studios” that he co-hosts with his brother, Keith. He is most known for his podcast with his best-friend Frankie Alvarez. You can find him on instagram at: @joesantagato

Me: Have you seen Joe Santagato? He is so cute!

Joe Santagato by Jordan lol.. June 2, 2025

Santahatting

Over-explaining something that should be obvious or common knowledge.

Woody: "The girl was playing a ukulele. You know, the instrument that looks like a tiny guitar with 4 strings-"
Wilcox: "We all know what a ukulele is Woody, stop santahatting it!"

Santahatting by RoseyGirl25 November 4, 2021

Santanaology 

The study and knowledge of everything Carlos Santana.

If you love and know everything that has to do with Carlos Santana, then you are a santanologist and are a part of the Santanaology movement. Viva Santana!

Santanaology by HoustonDelgado September 29, 2010

santagnostic 

A person who does not believe either that Santa exists or not and does not need to know in order to find joy in the Christmas holiday.

I am not sure if Santa brings me gifts or if its my relatives and it does not matter to me...I guess I am a Santagnostic.

santagnostic by Spread like Mike Honcho November 24, 2011