67 definitions by Mr Ben
A kindly way of saying that one is stupid. Certainly much nicer than calling someone a fuckwit, anyway.
by Mr Ben February 10, 2005
The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
The true definition of the word refers to the popular disc-shaped toy that can be thrown around by machoegotists on the beach. However, it can also refer to any old videogame on CD that you no longer want and is so old, it's impossible to sell. Even on Ebay.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
Anything which is so worn-down and clapped out that failure is inevitable. May also be applied to movies in the same way that turkey is, denoting a movie of such awfulness that it defies belief.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
That horrible oil that gathers around the edge of a dinner plate whilst eating badly-cooked or cheap canteen food. Unnaturally red or yellow in colour and about as good for your health as a heart attack.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
Name given to the informal links that criss-cross upper society, enabling people with power to do favours in exchange for favours with someone else in a different area of expertise. May also be called bribery and cheating buggery.
"I need a loan but my bank manager can't help me. Can you lend me a couple of thousand until the divorce is settled?" - typical plea given when consulting the Old Boy's Network.
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005