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An uber-geek who is so into computers and I.T. that he could probably build a Pentium chip using two biscuits, a piece of string and a hampster's wheel.
"Matthew's a bit of a tech head."

"So that's why he has so many relationship problems..."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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One who suffers from the terrible afflication known as machoegotism. Can also be used as an insult, meaning one who is a twat.
"That Paul is a complete machoegotist!"
by Mr Ben February 7, 2005
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1. A Victorian device used for drying clothes.

2. To wreck or distort by applying force to it. For example, a colleague at work frequently mangles the English language by trying to speak it.
1. "I say, Edward! Have you ran my bloomers through the mangle yet, what?"

2. "I would like one pint of biter peas."
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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Fairly self-explanatory, I thought. Unseen or unknown person who steals petty things like pens and penny coins. Not to be confused with black holes.
by Mr Ben February 9, 2005
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A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.
"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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A mysterious woman, locked away in a secret lab somewhere in Germany, whose sultry sexy tones provide guidance to millions to male drivers via their satellite navigation system. Can also be used to describe the vocal commands heard in other places, like an elevator.
"After... 200 yards, turn... left. Turn left. Do it now. You have turned... right. You are now going the wrong way." - satnav woman in full flow.
by Mr Ben February 8, 2005
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