santagia

by the way she spells her name, she’s already unique. she’s beautiful, loving, hardworking, caring, and smart. she’s a very humble person. she cares for everyone and her personality is something to die for. her heart is fragile and she’s a very genuine person. you would love to have a santagia !

i love santagia.

by partygetsmewetterrrrrr November 20, 2023

Santagato

Known as an infectious disease, which causes stalking, drooling, amazing tuesdays, and laughing your ass off. Santagato has been isolated to a small area in New York known as Astoria named as being start of infection. The quarantine area currently holds approximately 192,000 patients in counting, but is quickly spreading to Canada and Asia. Signs and Symptoms of Santagato are classified as follows:

In Teens:

1. Best Tuesdays Ever
2. Stalking

3. Tweeting, and being a fan of Santagato

4. Claiming to not stalk

In Adults:

1. All of the above

2. Seeing their children on the internet a lot more than often
3. You refer to yourself as a Santagato Fan Mom
4. Constantly asking who this Joe fellow is

If you see Santagato or any signs of Santagato, keep watching and hopefully the level of attractiveness will go away. Santagato has been known to infect people within 5 minutes. Once you have experience Santagato you cannot be cured. Just like herpes, it will keep coming back.

I went to Astoria and totally got Santagato'd.

by ChaMarJan August 6, 2012

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Santagato

Leaving downtown New York to an upper-class suburban area and paying $457 for a hair cut that looks like a 7 year old who wouldn’t sit still in the barbers chair.

Danny would rather leave New York than be forced by his employer to get The Santagato.

by kwill2 January 19, 2021

Santasia

The most scrumchulescent you will ever meet. A Santasia is a great friend and she loves to par-tay. Her catch phrases may include: "I don'T know!" (Emphasis on the "T."), "Shut up, I hate you!! (:," "Whathuhfuhh??" and "You butt-licker!" She's downright crazy. She is really really really pretty and she love almost everybody, but not that nasty hoe-skank in the locker room that one time who used to date Dylan Hallagan. Oh, she also lovesss Tod, and taking pisses in people named Jeremy's bushes with people named Hannah, while Jeremy watches.

Girl: Omigod did you see what Santasia did?
Guy: Yeah she just took her top off! I love her!
Girl: How can you love her and not meeeee?
Guy: Santasia is wayy cooler than you and she has bigger boobs. (:

by Sir Patrick Charles Gustav III November 19, 2009

Joe Santagato

Glizzy, more specifically, a less than average glizzy.

Wow! My Joe Santagato is incredibly tiny!

by notjoesantagato January 6, 2023

Santarial

A adjective that describes something that is very mediocre.

That was very santarial

by Dudeburger23 July 26, 2022