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Definitions by Wyvernflanker

Take the wife somewhere nice 

Anal Sex
Anything planned for the weekend?
Yeah Im gonna take the wife somewhere nice.
Up the arse?
The constant drone of unwanted (and often wrong) directions from ones other half sat in the passenger seat
Wife - Im sure you should have gone lefr at the last island
Husband - Maybe I could concentrate on driving if I could turn the bloody satnag off
satnag by Wyvernflanker September 16, 2021