6 definition by Pandacoon

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an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire
by Pandacoon December 08, 2011

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The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.
I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

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A sexual act involving 7 people. One person stands blindfold and pants-less while the other 6 form a circle around with their bare asses facing inwards while bending over, grabbing their ankles. The person in the middle spins around and then thrusts, trying to penetrate one of the six asses. If the thruster is a woman a strap on is required.
I lost last night and got ass fucked playing russian roulette. Next time I want to be the bullet.
by Pandacoon January 11, 2012

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A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent
Tiger Woods is a pandacoon
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

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a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair
I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.
by Pandacoon December 08, 2011

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participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'
I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.
by Pandacoon December 08, 2011

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