comfort pie

participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'

I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.

by Pandacoon December 09, 2011

bunny

an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse

that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire

by Pandacoon December 09, 2011

pandacoon

A derogatory term for a person of Asian and African descent

Tiger Woods is a pandacoon

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011

Sassysquatch

a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair

I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.

by Pandacoon December 09, 2011

Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.

I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.

by Pandacoon June 15, 2011