by Pandacoon June 15, 2011
participating in sexual actions with a fat and/or ugly person in order to boost one's self esteem. not the same as 'mercy sex'
I was feeling pretty low that night, wasn't having much luck with any of the cute girls, and I ended up humping a comfort pie.
by Pandacoon December 27, 2011
I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.
by Pandacoon December 27, 2011
an often young, but not exclusively, male who's so inexperienced or so underendowed that his thrusting pace during sexual intercourse mimics that of a rabbit's during intercourse
that guy i met off okcupid was a total bunny, he was fucking so fast i thought he was trying to start a fire
by Pandacoon December 27, 2011
Tiger Woods is a pandacoon
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011