Samsquatch

A large stanky ass whore that is loud, obnoxious, and grows attached to small things such as smaller horny prepubescent boys. Often communicates using phrases like "ME LIKE SNOO SNOO!"

Wow, that Samsquatch sure likes to snoo snoo poor Timmy over there, its a wonder his little dick hasn't broken off yet.

Samsquatch by polopoly November 10, 2008

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Samsquatch

A guy that is freakin' crazy. Someone who will have sex with just about anything. Also a person who is a big-ass football player could be considered a "Samsquatch".

Samsquatch was tearin' that ass up all night long.

I got samsquatched last night.

Samasquatch at that guy whole last night.

Did you see that samsquatch fuck that toaster.

Samsquatch by jwallace April 4, 2008

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Sandsquatch

A overly hairy guy wearing nothing but a marble bag while roaming the Beach.

Carlos was covered with fur. When he walked around the Beach without a shirt people claimed to have seen a Sandsquatch!

Sandsquatch by will bitten January 25, 2017

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de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

de-sasquatching by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014