Sassysquatch

a female of great height possessing an extreme amount of pubic hair

I hooked up with this woman basketball player and she was such a Sassysquatch. I needed a machete to get through the overgrowth.

by Pandacoon December 27, 2011

sassysquatch

A fat, gay, and sassy man.

Look at sassysquatch stealing that cupake with his limp wrists.

by mike696 August 2, 2012

sassquatch

Being particularly sassy. But in a very funny way. Being called a sassquatch is actually a compliment.

Ben Greene was a sassquatch and made Jessi laugh.

by Not Jessi April 21, 2011

Sassquatch

Someone who's giving you attitude/being sassy, a rude person.

Blake is such a sassquatch today, he was being so snippy with Chelsea.

by funkymchotpants February 24, 2010

Sassyquatch

A feisty, independent woman with a dive like personality

Mum stop being such a sassyquatch!

Woman you better stop being such a sassyquatch

You got that sassyquatch attitude from your mum

by snappilot November 23, 2021

sassquatchua

a sassy toddler or child that is sassy and an asshole sasquatch childish being

please stop being a little sassquatchua before i whoop that ass!

by Melon Ball May 26, 2021