Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com

"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"

by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013

Sasquatched

When you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes.

"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"

by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

sasquatched

something that occurs suddenly that ruins someone's fun or happinness

your dad totally sasquatched the party!

by dreamtheatherpos April 15, 2009

Sasquatched

To be intoxicated under the influence of Six Rivers Brewery's Sasquatch Strong Ale (9.3% alcohol content).

"We got sasquatched up in McKinleyville last night."

by 6R October 26, 2007

de-sasquatching

The process of remove large sums of hair from the body as seen on Reddit /r/AskWomen

Girl 1: How long does it take you to shower?
Girl 2: It's around 10-15 minutes usually unless I'm doing a full on de-sasquatching which can bump up the time to 20-30 min.

by LeftyGuns July 25, 2014

sasquatch balls

When a guy does not man scape, trim his ball hair

Girl I could not find his dick because his sasquatch balls!

by ashane July 5, 2017